HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! STOP SCROLLING AND PAY ATTENTION!

I’m about to drop a some facts about me that are so awesome it’ll blow your eyeballs clean out of your skull (metaphorically……… probably.)

I am a multirole warfighter. That means I do everything. If it needs shooting, stabbing, piloting, blowing up, or otherwise removed from the current plane of existence, I can handle it. PvP? No Problem. I dance on freshly filled graves, I do combat controlling, and battlespace shaping. PVE? I turn Mobs into a fine pink mist and call it “interior decorating.” Basically, I’m the werewolf equivalent of a Nuke with perfect aim.

I don’t just pick a role, I am every role. Frontline? Check. Sniper? Check. Tank? Check. Hard Mode Content? Check. Complete Lack of Conventional Talent? Double Check. Healer? Yep – I’ll patch you up and then blow up the guy who hurt you.

I’m a Swiss army knife made of intrusive thoughts, gunpowder, more processing power than necessary, and a litany of bad decisions.