OPEN Vet Maw of Lorkhaj

Our 2 Hour Crusade of Contempt against the Maw of Lorkhaj continues… Vanquish is making our third attempt at Veteran Maw of Lorkhaj, because apparently we love punishment almost as much as we love loot. What do we bring to the table? Expert strategies like: “Don’t stand in the fart!” We’ll stand there anyway. Some of us will claim its part of the mechanics and should be fully experienced. Flawless mechanics: During the Twins fight, watch us detonate on command! What do we need? Warm bodies. Preferably ones that can hit more DPS than a Khajiit pawing at a yarn ball. Healers who can keep Duck on his feet when he insists on standing in the bad circle. Tanks who can count higher than 3 (there are 8 pads btw.) Folks who know that “don’t stand in the glowing circle” means, well, don’t stand in the glowing circle. Why join us? Because when Vanquish wipes, we wipe in style. When we succeed, it’ll be sweeter than moon sugar stew. Third time’s the charm. Grab your potions, dust off your parses, and come help us turn the Maw into a giant catnip toy. Apply today. Or don’t. We’ll still be yelling “Rez me!” either way.